Random College Journal Entry
Editor's note: The following is an excerpt from one of many college journals I kept.

May 17, 1994--Two days into summer break

Day2--Still no job. I can't decide if it's my long hair or general tendency to fail which contributes the most to my unemployment. I can cut my hair, but the latter is governed by something far greater than a pair of scissors.

I'm munching on cranberry newtons. I figure that the cranberry is one of the least exploited fruits (right behind the gooseberry and the pomegranate) and the concept of fruit and cake still touches a soft spot..."

Editor's note: I'm not sure what that means now or what it meant seven years ago. But for anybody out there who is looking for a job...maybe you should consider some cranberry newtons. It obviously made me feel better.