Your mama

I've never appreciated a "Your Mama" joke any more than I did today.

Recall my rant yesterday about the Latex Glove Bandit. Today he tried it again and a 60 year-old cop chased him into a nice neighborhood near where my friends Susannah and Jay used to live. After about an hour of searching they caught the guy.

I found myself sprinting through nicely manicured lawns with a video camera in my hand. I almost ran into the bandit. I flipped on the camera and asked him a couple of questions which he ignored. I noticed a nice big tattoo on the guy's neck.

Then, as the police started to put the guy into a police car, a colleague of mine yelled out, 'Where'd you get that tattoo?"

The Latex Glove Bandit looked at me and responded, "His mom."

My mom, indeed.