I'll have a Dead Body Photo with a sick twist

I'm starting to get a little loopy. The trip is just two days away. My mutiple personalities have stopped doggedly trying to defeat my rowdiness. I've decided, despite being upset about Mike's departure, I'm going to have a good time.

In light of such loopiness, I thought I'd share something off the AP wire.

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(Cincinnati-AP) -- A jury in Cincinnati has convicted a former
deputy coroner and a photographer on charges of abuse of a corpse
-- for posing bodies in the morgue with various objects and then
taking pictures of them.

Jonathan Tobias, a former deputy coroner in training, was
convicted of two counts and faces a maximum two-year sentence.

But Thomas Condon, a commercial photographer, was found guilty
of eight counts and could be sentenced to up to eight years in
prison.

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And you were embarassed about what you did in college.