The Great Equalizer

Those who lament the fate of trailer parks during tornado season have more than likely never been in California during mudslide season, Charleston during hurricane season, or on Paris Mountain during a raging brush fire.

Disaster doesn't care about how much a house costs. It just likes to blow the houses down.

My hair smells like a campfire and I'm short on good words.

Until the right phrases come back to mind...I'm alseep.