Seemingly random, but clearly connected Sunday thoughts
My brother just bought a house in Charlotte.
It's amazing how a one-inch facial scar and small, but seemingly permanent goose-egg can increase an average guy's level of vanity by 1000%.
My life ain't so bad. I need a sign that says that.
Spring is like a sexual reward for abstinence.
Dental health is important, but mental health is critical.
The good times aren't over. I'm sure of it.
Some wrongs can only be righted by ignoring them.
The future frightens me.
Carpet is stupid.
I really need to lose 15 pounds.
I don't think I've had sunburn in three years.
If I lose 15 pounds, I may look into getting a sunburn. Maybe in Aruba.