Bedsore

I did the math.

By the time I get up from this chair, I will have spent the better part of 32 days sitting on my ass and staring at a computer screen. Like, for 12-15 hours a day.

Today, in a brief moment in the car (also sitting on my ass), I taught my kid how to say "atrophy."

I've put on 10 pounds in the past four months.

I lose the chains on October 17th. On the 18th, I'm going to the mountains, where I will likely sit on my ass.

But at least I won't be looking at a computer screen.